TOO FISH

Firewire's Too Fish Surfboard: A Fish That Can Swim Anywhere

Say hello to the Too Fish, Rob Machado’s evolution of his legendary "Go Fish" model, now with extra spice and modern flair. Updated with lessons from his Seaside adventures, this board is like the Swiss Army knife of surfboards—versatile, reliable, and way cooler than it has any right to be. Built with Firewire’s Helium Technology, it’s light, lively, and tough enough to handle everything from weak slop to thumping overheads.

Why It’s Fishier and Fancier:

• Floaty in the Front, Thinned in the Back: The Too Fish has thickness and volume in the forward two-thirds for paddle power and float in small waves. But don’t be fooled—it gets thinned out in the tail, giving it grip and control in punchier surf. It’s like a mullet: business in the front, party in the back (but for waves).
• Helium Tech Wizardry: Aerospace deck skins and a paulownia-and-balsa rail make it durable, light, and responsive. Yes, it’s basically rocket science for surfers.
• Rob’s Seal of Approval: Rob’s ridden it in everything—from sloppy beach breaks to perfect North Shore barrels—and declared it his go-to for all conditions. If it’s good enough for Rob, it’s good enough for us mere mortals.

Wave Type:
The Too Fish thrives in 1-5’ waves, making junky, weak surf fun again. But don’t underestimate it—it can hold its own when things get serious. This board is your ticket to speed, flow, and fun, no matter what the ocean serves up.

Board Features:

• Timeless Fish Outline: A modern twist on the classic fish shape, this board’s built for speed and style.
• Single Concave Magic: From the chest to the swallow tail, the shape works overtime to keep you flying.
• Wide Point Above Center: Extra float where you need it, combined with performance where it counts.

The Too Fish is your one-board quiver for everything from ankle-biter mush to overhead perfection. Fast, fun, and endlessly versatile—this fish isn’t just Too good, it’s too much fun to miss out on. 🐟🏄‍♂️ #TooFishTooFrothy